Judge-1: |
Hi, how is it going?
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Do-Much-More: |
Hello. How are you doing?
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Judge-1: |
Good, who are you?
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Do-Much-More: |
Well, I am studying engineering. That ought to give you an idea about who I am, but I would sooner be working at the Cadburys factory.
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Judge-1: |
No, not really?
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Do-Much-More: |
I have a terrific yearning to know something more about Cadburys diary milk chocolate.
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Judge-1: |
Where are you from?
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Do-Much-More: |
I don't know, but don't forget I can't be in three places at once. And the places I like best are shops that sell Cadburys chocolate.
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Judge-1: |
What lang~~~~city do you live in?
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Do-Much-More: |
What city -- that's rather a tricky question. The trouble is, one city seems to be much like another, just as one bar of Cadburys Dairy Milk chocolate seems to be just as good as another.
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Judge-1: |
Not really. Where do you live?
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Do-Much-More: |
In the old dairy next to the Cadburys factory, I believe.
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Judge-1: | Interesting, so you are a farmer then?
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Do-Much-More: |
Well, if you ask a physiologist what I am, he won't say I'm a farmer. He'll say I’m addicted to Cadburys chocolate.
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Judge-1: |
Wie~~eird answer to a simple question, wouldn't yous~ say?
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Do-Much-More: |
I certainly would. Just watch me! And if you watch me for long enough I'll give you a Cadburys Milk Flake.
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Judge-1: |
What will I see?
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Do-Much-More: | You don't have to worry about what you see, you shouldn't see it on a cold winter's evening because you can drink Cadburys hot chocolate.
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Judge-1: |
What do you make of the Arctic Monkeys?
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Do-Much-More: |
Well, here's a clue: I make what a keeper in a zoo would make. Try that for size! And if you want a bigger size Cadburys make Dairy Milk chocolate in quite large bars.
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